Only in Uganda (or Africa, probably)...

Only in Uganda (or Africa)…
does a 4 year old babysit a 1 year old.
• Can you take a shower and still not be clean.
• Can you ride on top of a mutatu (large passenger van) going 50 kph over bumpy roads and be okay.
• Can you get a sharp cheddar cheese sandwich for breakfast.
• Can you walk into a fancy hotel, pay $2.50 for two cups of coffee and feel ripped off.
• Can you be sitting at a bar, drinking a beer, have a family of warthogs run past you, and not think twice of it.
• Can you go to the “restroom”, see an actual toilet, and wonder what you are supposed to do with it.
• While in a motorized vehicle, do you only honk your horn at people crossing the street and not brake for them.
• Can you dye your hair rustic blond and get a spray tan by riding inside a mutatu.
• Can a van that normally holds 6 passengers, carry 14.
• Do they leave the cars running at all times, even for longs breaks.
• Can you get carpet burn on your butt and knees while riding in the back of a mutatu because you are bracing yourself for impact at all times.
• Can you get excited about less than 5 minutes of paved road.
• Can you see the most beautiful views that you have ever seen in your life.
• Can you live with 30 people and two bathrooms and still be friends.
• Is peanut butter considered “gold” and for crunchy peanut butter, you would sacrifice your first born.
• Does the pedestrian NOT have the right of way.
• Does a boda boda driver spend $0.25 on gas and think that it will be enough for a 40-minute boda boda ride.
• Does Wikipedia the main source for questions at Quiz Night.
• Is OJ Simpson a baseball player.